Three weeks after her doctor visit, Linda was at a mate's backyard barbie. She mentioned her situation — half-embarrassed, half-desperate.
A bloke across the table, Tom Brennan, 68, a retired industrial chemist who'd spent 30 years in air quality management for pharmaceutical cleanrooms, put down his beer.
"What did you just say your doctor told you?"
Linda repeated it.
Tom shook his head slowly.
"Your doctor is right, but the solution isn't what you think. You don't need to purify the air. You need to neutralise the ammonia molecule before it reaches your lungs. Those are two completely different things."
Tom explained that in pharmaceutical manufacturing, they'd solved this problem decades ago.
When toxic gases entered a cleanroom environment, they didn't filter them out — filters can't catch gas molecules efficiently. Instead, they used UV-C light at a specific wavelength (253.7 nanometers) to break the molecular bonds of the gas itself.
"It's called photolytic degradation," Tom said. "The UV-C light hits the ammonia molecule — NH₃ — and breaks it apart into harmless nitrogen and hydrogen. The gas doesn't get trapped. It stops existing."
Linda stared at him. "And this is something I can do... in my house?"
"It used to cost $15,000 for an industrial unit," Tom said. "But yeah — someone finally made a consumer version."